PUMPPEPE
$PUMPPEPE
pumpkin head, frog brain
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS FROG?
- Last seen
- wearing a pumpkin. on purpose.
- Answers to
- Pepe. Pump Pepe if you're nasty.
- Wearing
- one black crewneck. the sweater is doing a lot of work here.
- Do not
- ask about the gourd.
CA
RULES OF THE WALL
A pumpkin grew a face, the face is Pepe, and now it's a coin.
- The pumpkin is a helmet. Not a mask. Not a jack-o'-lantern. A helmet.
- The eyes under the rim are the frog's. The pumpkin has no opinions.
- Exactly one stem. Two stems is a different coin.
- The black crewneck stays on. It is load-bearing.
- Post your own. The wall is never full.
— the management (a frog)
make a shitpost. pin it. go.
LOST?
join the patch
Frogs in pumpkins meet here. Bring captions.
THE PATCH GAZETTE · CLASSIFIEDS
FROG FOUND PUMPKIN IN JULY
he found the pumpkin in july, which is already a problem. puts it on, zips the sweater, and now answers to whatever name the stem happens to be pointing at that day. the frog underneath hasn't been consulted in weeks. somewhere a calendar is losing its mind.
"the stem points north, so today he's not pepe, he's dennis"